Sunday, September 28, 2014

Naked Truth

didn't want to hurt the feelings of the teary blonde in front of me, I just wanted to reach across the table and smack her hard on the forehead.  But if you take scripture seriously, you don’t do things like that.  Especially when you giving counsel to overwrought, over tired and overworked mothers.

 Older women likewise are to be reverent in behavior, not slanderers or slaves to much wine. They are to teach what is good,  and so train the young women to love their husbands and children,  to be self-controlled, pure, working at home, kind, and submissive to their own husbands, that the word of God may not be reviled. Titus 2:3-5

See?  Nothing in there about smacking people on the head, no matter what translation you study.  I wasn't angry, although I should have ended the conversation 20 minutes sooner.  Everything sensible had been said and Sweet Ms. Sniffles and I were lost in the backwaters of a bottomless emotional bog.  I was frustrated, deeply frustrated and wanted to hit someone so that I could feel better. 

[Note: If the word “submissive” in the previous scripture has you upset, you need to take your turn.  I’m grumpy and we can talk about your issues later.]

I am writing dear friend, because this was not the first time I wanted to smack a beautiful 20 something.  In fact, it was the third time in a month.  I have concluded therefore that: 1. I need to book some time with my therapist regarding anger issues and 2. We need to have a talk.  So let’s get to the root of the issue…

Are you spending time watching naked people make love on TV?

What about vulgarity?  Are you watching dysfunctional narcissist souls make a spectacle of themselves?

Back to the naked thing, are you watching fully clothed people?  People who could walk outside in any given scene and not get frostbitten in embarrassing places?

I don’t mean to get personal, total lie – yes I do, but we need to go over some basics here.

Psalm 101:3 ESV  I will not set before my eyes anything that is worthless. I hate the work of those who fall away; it shall not cling to me.

I don’t mean to surprise you by mentioning the fact that life is hard, relationships are complicated and marriages are impossible.  If this is true, then why are so many of us making things more difficult by feeding our hearts and minds a diet of Netflix based lust and nudity?  It just doesn't make sense. 

I recently spent time on the phone with a woman who was unhappy in her marriage.  After spending a month trying to diagnose the source of the discontent I learned what she did with the last 3 hours of her evening.  She would watch a show or two to “de-stress” and relax.  That was a polite way of saying she would watch a show that was so sexually charged she would spend the better part of the next day wondering why her she and her husband never made love on the kitchen table. 

Two words: unrealistic and unhygienic. 

It would be a tragic cliché to pretend that this was the only problem in that marriage.  But increasingly, women are turning to entertainment to relax only to find themselves immersed in imaginary worlds that take up a great deal of mind space.  Characters in TV shows wear lust like a garment.  Exactly when do we tire of the “I-am-so-bad-for-you-but-sex-will-be-so-good-but-it-won’t-be-worth-the-therapy-you-will-need-after-we-are-through” game?  The answer is never. 

That is why we are told to stay away from things that mess with our minds and emotions. 


Proverbs 4:23 Keep and guard your heart with all vigilance and above all that you guard, for out of it flow the springs of life.

Darling Friend, could we try something new in the month of October?  Could we, the minute the Holy Spirit warns us about a program we are watching, turn it off?  Turn it off and then do two things: tell someone you love one thing that makes them precious to you, then engage in an activity that would bless Jesus.

Romans 12:2 ESV  2 Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewal of your mind, that by testing you may discern what is the will of God, what is good and acceptable and perfect.

I am convinced that if we could learn this skill, our lives, families and marriage beds would be blessed.  

Praying for you this week,

Karen

FYI: I always share my writing with those who I write about BEFORE I post.  In case you are worrying I am a horrific counselor.  The exception to the rule applies to my nearest and dearest. Those brave souls and I have come to an understanding, they tell me what if off limits and I mostly listen to them.