I love autumn. I’m
not certain if it’s the fog, the falling leaves or the frenetic squirrels but
the season makes me happy. Despite the
return of the rains, the moments of sunshine are frequent enough to make fall exquisite
in my part of the world. We trek to local farms to sample fresh apples,
cider and view the pumpkin harvest. Speaking of which, did this year’s crop not produce some of the biggest pumpkins you have ever seen?** Of course, when I think of the
harvest, with its back breaking labour and cornucopia of heavy root vegetables,
I hope the next generation will be able to work hard and enjoy the bounty the
land provides. This ironically, is exactly what those adorable little
freeloaders will do this week, as they venture outside to harvest sugar infused
treats from their neighbors.
Children everywhere
will gather in teams, armed with pillow cases and set to canvasing urban landscapes. They will walk, perhaps hundreds of feet,
climb stairs and will press buttons with chilly fingers. When this has been accomplished, functional
adults will pick up treats and drop them mercilessly in their sacks, and the
children will then forget to say thank you and turn into the darkness, to
repeat this action until their parents gather them up and drive them home.
Yep. It’s Halloween again.
If you have the gift of discernment you have deduced I
have a complicated relationship with Halloween. It’s most likely a Christianese thing. A spiritual incongruence that I
can’t get around: what do Reese’s peanut butter cups, a vast array of oversexed
adult costumes and pumpkins on door steps have to do with each other? Where else can a desperate desire for
community and a good time manifest in a society where community has moved into
a realm that isn’t even physical? It’s
all rather peculiar.
As far as traditions go, jack ’o lanterns have never
been my favourite thing. The pumpkin
part I love, but carving those critters is next to impossible. The internet is filled with brilliant people
who carve majestic orange masterpieces: politicians, Marvel characters and movie
sets. Utterly astonishing, some are
jolly clever. How they do it is a mystery, though I expect they aren’t using a
dull steak knife and a cheap plastic saw from the dollar store. That could be my problem. This year however, I hit a new low. I thought if I shared it with you, you’d feel
better about yourself as a person and maybe your life in general.
To start with, I like the white pumpkins. They might not even be real pumpkins, I have
no idea. Maybe they are a gourd – nope, internet
says they are a pumpkin variety. With
that out of the way the next confession is that I often carve my pumpkins
(white) into owls. This year something went
slightly sideways. The trip to the patch
was lovely but very busy. Post patch-visit,
my pumpkin sat a week in the garage without being carved. That wouldn’t be a big deal except it discoloured
and became a speckled, albino pumpkin.
When I brought it inside to carve, I was disappointed and tried to
scrape off the mildew spots. That was a
bad idea because those spots instantly started to weep moisture. Something about this was super discouraging
and slowed me down, resulting in the children getting all the good carving knives.
It was about then, with my pox-plagued
pumpkin, that I decided that I would just put candle eyes on my jack’o lantern
and call it good.
That was a really bad idea.
Not because it wasn’t easy to carve, because it was;
but the end result was sort of awful. The
eyes went in easily enough but when lit it looks like my pumpkin is weeping wax
tears. It’s truly damnable. Burning the tea light eyes resulted in severe
burnt-on eyebrows, which my youngest tried to fix by washing one off, which makes it look like pumpkin face lost an eyebrow (which he
did) to fire ( which he didn’t. ) I don’t
think I have ever failed at holiday crafts quite like this one. I’d be impressed with myself if my children
weren’t so horrified. Strangely, I’ve
developed affection for this woe begotten fellow. My family’s only hope is that it rains so
badly on Halloween that the tea lights are blown out and no one sees it. This
is unfair considering I was only doing the best I could with my appalling
attitude and lack of enthusiasm.
In order to deflect attention from myself, I thought I
would ask how your heart attitude is these days my friend? Because I wanted to remind you, if you heart
isn’t in something, the end result will be some form of ugly. However, if your
heart is invested in your actions, the results can be stellar, doesn’t matter
if we are talking pumpkins or people.
So I’m praying this week, for myself mostly but I’ll
bring you in on it, that our hearts will be malleable. That for love’s sake, we will rally and invest
our best, so that the return isn’t outright horrifying.
Be safe, stay away from open flame,
xoxKaren
**No idea why I write sentences like this. None whatsoever.
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